Thursday, May 24, 2007

"7" Unusual things about me

This is quite a challenge, as I beleive that most of you that will be seeing this already know how unusual your Mom is and none of this will come as a surprise.

1. I never learned to swim. My father was very afraid of water and did not let us get very near it. As a matter of fact I can still remember My dad, Alvin Gunter standing on the bank of the canal holding on to the rope that he had tied around my waste. I swam in a public pool only a few times as a child. (in the shallow end). My husband tried to teach me to swim after we were married but I always had an infant in my arms and by that time I had a major fear of water if my feet didn't touch bottom.

2. The first time that I drove in Seattle I had 7 children and a sick husband in a malfunctioning automobile. The "o" ring in the carburator was broken, and every time I stopped the car died. We were on our way from Lamont, Washington to Seaside Oregon for a family reunion. The car finally died outside of Ellensburg, Washington and Daddy had to hitch-hike back to town while we waited along side the road. Boy, where were the cell phones when I needed them? To make matters worse I had two teen-aged girls that were on a Watermelon-Popcorn diet. Need I say more? Do you find any thing unusual about that whole scenerio?


3. As yucky as this may sound, before I was 14 years old I had butchered, scalded, plucked, cleaned, cut-up and fried a chicken.
Wasn't so unusual those days.

4. I also have a phobia. That of "darkness". I am a great camper during day light hours, and I do fine at night if I can sit up with a flash light. I have no idea why. but in the total dark I feel very claustrophobic. I was blessed to go to girls camp as an adult leader because I slept in my van with a light on.( But I was an amazing camp cook! )My idea of camping however would be the Marriot, if you know what I mean.


5. At one time we owned a goat named Daisy. We bought her with the intentions of cutting our milk and cheese budget.
We did milk her for some time and I made Cheese from the milk. But when the children announced at the table that the milk and cheese tasted like Daisy smelled, that ended that. I was doing my hair in the bathroom one day and heard the door open. When I went to check who was there. There stood Daisy. I'm still not sure if the kids left the door open or if daisy had skills I wasn't aware of. Have you ever made cheese? It is quite a process.

6. When I was 60 years old I went to Sea World in San Antonio Texas with my Husband, children and grandchildren. Since I was 43 when my youngest child was born and she was turning 17. I told her if she wanted to ride the "Steeleel" roller coaster that I would ride it too. Oh my Gosh! It was huge and pretty scarey. But it was amazing what you could see from the top. We should have bought that picture at the end of the ride that the automatic camera takes as you decend. I also took my first Airplane trip a short while after that.

7. I beleive I am a pretty experienced Wedding Coordinator. I have planned, purchased, decorated, prepared food etc. etc. for at least 15 brides and their grooms. I have learned much and have had a great time doing so. Just give me colors, the desired flowers a small budget and let me go crazy. Then my family's love and support and hard work. We have created some awesome weddings and receptions.

Like I said, I don't know how unusual any of this is, except that most of my life experiences could be labled as unusual,by some. But to me it is just my life.
A High School drop-out and married at the age of 16. The mother of 10 children, I received my GED when I was 43 and expecting my 10th baby. I am still in Love with and married to my sweetheart of 47 years. The father of ALL of my children.
NOW, THAT IS UNUSUAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am a self-taught hair stylest.
I have nursed my husband to health more times than we each like to remember. Not to mention my children, with illness, surgeries and emotions. I have run an unpaid Taxi service for years, have been a tutor and mentor, I bake amazing Bread, Rolls and anything with dough. I am experienced cake decorator and consider myself to be a pretty good cook. Not so much gourmet, however.
I am a woman of Faith and devotion.
I consider myself a very educated woman but have no degrees to prove it.

11 comments:

The Halls said...

Well mom rather than unusual I thik you are a super hero. you've done much to support those of us who stayed in your home. Everyone really missed out not having you as a mom. Thank you for not being perfect and making mistakes (those few times you did) because you havemade me stronger through your trials. You're amazig. Thanks for being you. I think in your unusual catagory you forgot to mention your Heavenly pre-earth voice. I love you mom.

Spiralmoon Studio said...

Mom

That was just fun to read - and boy howdy did it bring back some memories... Popcorn and watermelon diet - what was I thinking?? That was the most painful 15 lbs I ever lost.

I miss your bread - especially your cinnamon rolls. Every time we have cinnamon rolls I rhapsodize to Jim about yours.

And, Daisy really did open the door and come into the mud porch - after she had "knocked" of course (butted her head against the door). Remember her two kids? To this day, I still adore goats.

Hugs,

Jay

Margo Clift said...

Thank You both so much!
I will always Love You!
Mom

And you know Jeni................Someday I will sing in a Heavenly Choir. (If all goes well here on earth).

Margo Clift said...

Of coarse I remember those kids...........I loved their little antics. They were so cute when they stood upon their house and chased each other and terrorized their mother when they both wanted to nurse at the same time.

If my memory serves me correctly, we named them Buttercup and Tumble Weed. I know Tumble Weed is correct but I'm not sure about Buttercup. Seems right.

Spiralmoon Studio said...

That's right Mom - Those were their names! Ahhh, dang but they were cute!

Jay

PS And, I love you - I really do.

Chrisstamom said...

So, actually it was Tumbleweed and Petunia. Remember we wanted them both to have "flower" type names since mama goat was "Daisy" but Tumbleweed was the only masculine flora name we could come up with! To this day I love the smell of goats and pigs!! And bachelor buttons are my favorite flower! Good Lamont memories. I loved reading your unusual list too! You are queen! Love you!

Spiralmoon Studio said...

OMG Chrissta - you are so right! Petunia! How could I forget. But Buttercup sounded right.

And who can forget Pork Chop and Bacon - our pigs! Ha Ha! I always visit the pig barn and the goat barn when i go to the county/state fair!

Margo Clift said...

Honestly, I sat here for twenty minutes starting at the top of the alphabet and reciting every flower I could think of, including Petunia and Buttercup, then it was the wrong one.
Oh, my! I guess it takes three of us to get it right.
Thanks Chrissta. It is obvious which one of the three of is the youngest. LOL
Ah yes, Pork Chop and Bacon!
We had quite the little farm. Including all of the rabbits, a couple of dogs and a cat or two.
Not to mention the neighbor dogs. Especially the one that we had to pay for an operation for because your brother shot it with a pellet gun.
It is pretty amazing the experiences your children allow you to have in a life time.
Broken windows, torn out fences, broken cars, phone messages, verbal and physical confrontations with other kids and their parents.
But boy, have we grown and learned a lot.
Thanks everybody for the lessons you've taught to two very inexperienced parents.
We do Love Ya
Mom

Spiralmoon Studio said...

Boy do I remember that little (tea cup poodle I think) dog that the Hattrups had and that Joe shot w/ the pellet gun. Holy Hannah!

Here's another memory for you - teenage daughter drives to the Grange Hall to perform, leaves as soon as performance is over and drives out to the Swifts w/ Guy Swift and Donna Cook, puts car in ditch because of muddy slick roads, has to face parents... Yikes! But, lives to tell the tale! LOL!

JayLene

Margo Clift said...

Oh Yes, I beleive that is afore mentioned in the paragraph above, under "TORN OUT FENCE" and maybe even "broken Car".
Oh Well, the most important part, was the living to tell about it. Huh?
Mom

Spiralmoon Studio said...

Mom

Absolutely! Thanks for the memories! :)LOL!

Love, JayLene